A Snip Off The Old C*ck

I'm just going to cut to the chase. Headache. Hangover. Groan. The Social Strategist and Journoslut are to blame. B*tches. Okay so check out this tear-off phone number ad created by a very crafty Turkish circumsiser, courtesy of Adme Ru. I wonder if Ismat saw an uplift in pene from this campaign? I hope so.

Cutting edge advertising.

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C is for Clowns

Cell C continue to show us their true colours: red, yellow, gold and all things circus. The cellular service provider has been ordered by the ASA to remove its latest campaign featuring the 4Gs symbol which has proved to be misleading and utter bollocks. CEO Lars Reichelt is now back-peddling and claiming that the use of the 4Gs symbol in their campaign has nothing to do with the building of a technically superior network [bullsh*t], but stands for 'For Great Service' and 'For Great Speed'. Click here for more. And if you read here you'll see that Lars has been fully aware of his misleading actions since February. 

Cell C CEO, Lars Reichelt

Here for my previous article on Cell C. 

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iBoobs

Ladies, not sure whether or not you're prepared to drop 30 gorillas on tweaking your twins? Never fear, iAugment App is here! Simply upload a photo of yourself with your weapons of mass distraction out, or in view, should I say, and use the simple tweaker thingie to make 'em bigger or smaller. 

The new Apple iRack

Cripes, what next! Wait a minute, I think I might just know the answer to that. Sies. 

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